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![]() ![]() The man who owns the place is ironically Travis' best friend. Travis' favorite place to rent and buy porn, anime, wrestlen' videos and vidya games. She yells at Travis to not touch anything or she'll fucking kill him, most likely because he might stumble upon the hidden dildo storage room. The owner of the motel was pissed as shit when people started to kill themselves here, so that's the reason why he changed the name of it.ĭoc Naomi's lab, where she tests to find the greatest dildo ever made. ![]() The place where Travis lives, like every anon. IT'S REALLY OVER 9 FUCKING THOUSAND: ANARCHY OF THE GALAXY.Pain Series: Travis will yell "CRANBERRY CHOCOLATE SUNDAE" and will slow down time, and will walk around like Jason Voorhees, automatically chopping up any poor feederfucker into shit.Columbine:Travis will yell "BLUEBERRY CHEESE BROWNIE" and will get fukin serious business and will use his lightsaber as a gun, automatically fucking up the enemy crotch up.ZERG RUSH: Travis will yell "STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE", go fukin Over 9000 Super Sayin and will tear enemies a new asshole.The enemies then blow up into shit soup.Īfter killing the enemy, you then automatically play Slots and see which limit break you can get. Niggers will most likely say the last two on the list. When an arrow appears on your screen, swing the remote that direction, and Travis will fuck up the enemy, and the enemy will yell, "NO MAS", "MY SPLEEN", " I DON'T FEEL SHIT", BOBBA", or "I'M STILL A VIRGIN". You typical enemies will be pussy ass fucktard white bodyguards, cocky shithead high school jocks, niggers that you will love jamming your weapon into, fuckhead baseball fans, Mexicans in purple, and shithead nerds wearing Darth Vader costumes. The game is like Maximo or Devil May cry, just go around slashin' shit. Your emo ass could be put to great use one day, if you stop listening to your shit music and creating something other that shit that has to do with black leather, chains and bats. This game is also the fucking Internet on a disk, in which while everything around the awesome Travis Touchdown sucks major balls, minus his favorite stores and hangouts, he enjoys his work of raidin' and killin', much like the Hackers on Steroids Group Anonymous. The game takes you on a trippy, gore-tastic journey that either gets the adrenaline going or makes you wish you were dead (i.e., the sub-missions to earn cash).īecause Americans and their stereotypes are fuckheads, Real Life sucks ass, everyone loves non artistic vidya games, America has no real taste in entertainment nor literature, aside from the occasional TERMINATORZ RAMBOZ AN TOTAL REKALL REHASHES and EPICZ LULZABOUT SITCOM. Travis Touchdown literally won a fucking lightsaber off eBay, and goes and kills a bunch of fucks, and by extension their henchmen, to get some bitch to sleep with him. The plot of the game in easy-to-understand Godhand Edit form. 7 WHOULD YOU LIEK SUM VIDEOS WITH YER KATANAZ?.2 Why the Fuck This Game actually Exists. ![]()
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